friends

I need you to know our friendship means a lot -
If you cry then I cry,
if you laugh then I laugh..
if you jump out the window
I look down then....I laugh again

i miss u,

I heard someone whisper your name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
then I realize it was my heart
telling me that I miss you.

i'll make u busy!

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.

Hello I am a virus

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain

physiological study

A physiological study has proved that
all the fools, donkeys, monkeys
used their thumbs to read the messages
Don’t change your finger know its too late.

English is easy?

Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....

SMART,

This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
try again,
again,
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!

upgrade your brain

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!

Love is like a cloud...

Love is like a cloud...
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and everything in between...
love is a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U.

magical words

I'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL

3 monkeys

3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey

Sndr's watng?

Dear customer,
U r not using ur SmS service properly.Ur sim will be deactivated soon.To avoid this,urgently reply with a cute SmS to the sender.
Sndr's watng?

Medicines and friendship

Medicines and friendship
cure our problems.
The only difference is that,
Friendship don't have an expiry date.

i m joking!

I
miss
"STARS"
sTARs think i m serious
bUt i m joking!
I
miss
"MOON"
m00n thinks i m serious
bUt im joking!
I
miss
"U"
U think i m joking
but i m serious!

crime story

This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs

really interesting

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(use mirror to read)
pls dnt erase!
its really interesting

oh! nooooooooo

Let me
draw ur
face!
Dont
MOVE!
Nearly
finished
OK
Done!
Wanna have
a look?
.,|!|,.
( o)(o)
( ,)

Hey listen......

Hey listen......
Two people were asking
Me about you,
I give them ur address
And cell no,
They will b visiting u soon,
Their names r joy n happiness.

Your attention please

Your attention please
Thanks 4 ur attention. Now carry on ur work...

heart attack!!!

Wrote your name on the sands.....It got washed away,i wrote your name in air....It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart...I got heart attack!!!

small things in life hurt a lot.....

Some times small
things in life
hurt a lot.....
If u don't agree
with me....
Then >>>>
Try to sit
on a Common Pin !!

u my friend!

GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind

meaning of wife

Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever

donkey

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.

Fifty-Fifty

May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty

A true Friend

A true Friend
is not like
',",'Rain',",'
Which Rained & left away.
A true friend is like
~_~AIR_~_~
Symptoms silient but always around u :)

Take Care alot

noble cause:SAY NO TO EXAMS

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS

a flip to study!

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

girl friends and xams

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

Good professiona

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

human brain

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall

xam poem

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

friends

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.

height of hope??

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

T20 style of exams

1. The exam duration should be reduced to 1 hour and Marks to only 20 per paper.
2. Introduce a Strategic Time Out after every 20 minutes.
3. Give a free hit, i.e a chance for the students to frame their own questions and then answer them
4. First 15 minutes of the Exam should be treated as power play i.e. no invigilator should be present in the exam hall
5. The Invigilators should introduce fair play awards
6. There should be Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answer by the student :)
7. Allow foreign players to answer 5 out of the 20 questions
8. Make sure that students use pen,paper, eraser etc provided only by the "exam sponsors", and no other company
9. Parents will be sold video rights to the deferred live telecast of the exam footage
10. Each top scorer will be given out a mountaineering bike (cycle) at the presentation ceremony.

worst period in college life

"STUDY HOLIDAYS"

where you can't study and can't enjoy!

moral!!

A boy took a book from his shelf.suddenly all the books fell on him and he died!!!

MORAL:booka edukaravan bookalae saavan....
so never touch your books!

students proverb

Every body wants to go to heaven but nobody is ready to die---french proverb.
Every body wants to pass to heaven but nobody is ready to study---our proverb.

DAMN TRUE!

``DAMN TRUE``
just when we sit down to study,everything else on earth gets so interesting!

even just staring at a wall...... is interesting!!!

QUALITIES OF STUDENTS

sportsmen ship:
even though thrown out of the class we have the potential to stand out with a smile.
obedience:
a teacher fires,we obey them by going out of the class .
speed:
we can finish the whole year's portion in just a ni8 b4 the xams.
hope:
even though we write bullshit in our papers we hope to pass.
dual personality:
we can be physically present in one place and mentally present in another place.
creativity:
we never repeat our mistakes we make new ones.

MOM

I BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT......

BECAUSE,I HAVE LOVED MY MOTHER EVER SINCE I OPENED MY EYES.....!

Is this love??

what is love??
lovena ennanga 19 varusama pethu valathavangala,"oru
2 kavithai,
3 love letter,
4 pottikadai look,
5,6 phone calls,
aparam padam, park nu suthurathu,
friends ethi vittathukaga night ellam thoongama irukarathu,
intha mathiri visayathukaga petavangala vitutu odi poratha?
konjam yosinga, yosichutu,love panra unnga friends kum sollunga..."

"SIGHT ADIPOM SANTHOSAMA ERUPOM"

cute lines

cute lines by a child to his mother...
mom u know wat?
I love u more that u love me...
mom:how can u say this my child?
son:b'coz u have 2 sons but i have only 1 mom

my first poem

Ennai suvasika vaitha avaluku naan vaasitha mutha kavithai..........
"AMMA"

this not love

To see without being near...
TO feel without touch....
To hear without words.....
is a miracle called"SCHIZOPHRENIA"-A mental disorder.
many people think its love

love vs parents

nobody or nothing in this world can stop u from falling in love ....
but 2 powerfull weapons can do that?
?
?
?
?
1)amma voda "velakamaru"
2)appa voda "leather belt"

WORK AND HARD WORK

lovera matum sight adicha athu ""WORK"" .....
kuda avanga sisterayum seethu sight adicha athu ""HARD WORK""....

HARD WORK NEVER FAILS